So...due to the kids and their new found back talking we have come up with a solution. Tabasco sauce. We tell them "Whenever something bad comes out of our mouth, something bad has to go in our mouth." That goes for bad words and back talk and not saying nice things to others. Needless to say it has worked amazingly. I think each has only had it in their mouth once, maybe twice.
The other day we were with my Mom and she let the "F" bomb slip as she was holding Payton. I gasped "MOM" and tapped her mouth saying "BAD CHOICE". To which Payton had to add "JuJu, you get Tabasco Sauce." So I proceeded to put some hot sauce on my mom's tongue. After a few seconds she was squealing in pain and couldn't seem to get enough water to put out the burn. At least a lesson has been learned. HAHAHA. The things kids will say.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
TABASCO SAUCE
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
SPRING!!!
So yes I am a slacker once again. Sorry.
The kids are almost done with preschool for the year and Brody is all signed up for Kindergarten in the Fall. SOB. I am not ready for him to leave me to grow up. He is so smart and tells me that it is ok he will come back home to play with me. I am hoping he keeps this same train of thought as he grows up and truly leaves home. Payton is excited to not have school at all. She just wants to play and hang out with mom.
Both kids have started tumbling classes and love it. They have no fear I swear. Their teachers say that it takes most kids months to do some of the things that just come natural to Brody and Payton. They have great balance and do so well on the balance beam. Both love doing flips on the bars and don't mind dropping off of the high bar. I guess letting them jump out of the tree out front really does serve some purpose besides giving Grandma a heart attack. We are so proud of them.
Curtis and I are both working, working, working. Things are going good, maybe it's because we never see each other. Haha. Our 6 year Anniversary is this weekend and we both managed to forget that it was even coming up. Whoops. At least it was both of us that forgot, being so busy all the time really sucks. Anyone know of work from home or that pays decent part-time let me know please. Working nights is really taking its toll.
Hopefully soon I will have some pictures of the kids to post, they are getting so big I need to not forget to capture each wonderful stage of their childhood. Maybe I'll get some shots of tumbling. We'll see.
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Monday, March 23, 2009
SPRING!!!!
SUCK, my camera is still broken!!!
Anyhoo. We took the kids snowboarding yesterday and oh what a beautiful day. Mom set up the grill in the parking lot and we had a fabulous end of the season BBQ. Ribs, hamburger, sausages, 7-layer dip, brownies and plenty of other stuff to slather on my hip and thighs but oh so good.
So proud of my kids...went up the lift and boarded the whole way down. A mother's patience is truly tried when teaching your kids something new. Brody was first and demanded that he was going to jump the rails. If I tried to steer him another way he would just sit down and become limp till we headed back towards the jumps. GGRRRRR. Thank you Rob for catching up at just the right moment. Uncle Rob swoops in and saves the day. Brody was willing to do anything Uncle Rob did since Uncle Rob can snowboard "so good".
Payton then insisted that she wanted to go up the lift. By now I was very hesitant but figured I could always carry her down if needed. She was EXCELLENT. She raced down the hill faster than I thought she would be able to handle but did it with a big grin on her face and some squeals along the way. I am so proud of her.
What a beautiful day, we got some much needed sun, relaxation and family time. We went to Mom's house and watched a movie (although everyone but Curtis and I fell asleep). Just as we were getting ready to go one of Mom's dogs bit Payton on the arm. Payton is such a trooper, she cried a little and then just kept saying that Kosmo made a "bad choice" and that he needed a time out. Took her to the Instacare and it is infected but she insists on not crying. The only thing that made her cry was the anticipation of what the Dr was going to do. She is so brave. It's amazing how resilient kids are and how simple they think of things.
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Saturday, March 14, 2009
CRAZY!!!
I know, I know....I am such a slacker. Things have been beyond hectic I'm not sure where to start.
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Monday, February 23, 2009
SNOOPY
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Saturday, January 31, 2009
INTERESTING
I saw this on a friends blog - thought it was interesting. Copy it and bold what you have done on your own blog!
1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band(Junior High)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a Meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a Praying Mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Seen in person the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch-hiked
23. Taken a sick day when your're not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a marathon
28. Ridden in a Gondola in Venice
29. Seen a Total Eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or a sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagra Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (does anyone ever?)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michaelangelo's David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen the Old Faithful Geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Received a prestigious award
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited The Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold girl scout cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp (I really want to)
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the changing of the guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle (Owned a bullet bike)
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car (it was new to me)
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White house
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had Chickenpox
89. Saved someone's life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (Chris LeDoux)
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Learned to play an instrument
Wow, I have accomplished more than I thought.
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Monday, January 26, 2009
LITTLE SHREDDERS
So, we decided that the kids are ready to try snowboarding. In the last couple of years we bought 3 different size boards for Brody to grow into. NOW is the time. We got some lessons for the kids with a friend of ours and they took to the hill quite naturally. Here is Payton all bundled up to go. She insisted that she wanted to snowboard too. How dare her brother do something without her. She is so stinkin cute all bundled up.
Brody was hammin' it up. He was so proud of himself that he didn't fall at all. After a few runs on the kiddie side he kept insisting that he wanted to go faster. So, what does a mother do? You give the kid what he wants. And so.....HE ROCKED. Watch the video at the bottom. I LOVE IT.
Payton did so well. She wasn't as excited as Brody was once she got all strapped in. But she did take a few runs WITHOUT FALLING ONCE!!! Everyone kept commenting how cute she was and couldn't believe a kid that little could be snowboarding. Apparently you usually don't start kids on boards, you start them on skis. But, anyone that knows our family knows that we BOARD NOT SKI. So these kids don't get options.
She got pretty cold so she just wanted to stand and watch her brother race down the hill. She says she wants to board again "just not today Mom". I can handle that.
Of course the day wouldn't be complete without the bus ride down the hill and a cute girl by your side. This girl is the one that took the kids pictures for their season passes and Brody decided that he liked her. He turned to Curtis and said "Dad, I don't want to sit by you. I'm sitting with her." So, he did. The whole ride down he was flirting with her and looking in her purse and telling her how good he is at snowboarding. OH MY. What a little ladies man. He even got a hug when we got off. We are in so much trouble.
Look how fast he is going. SO PROUD!!!!
He LOVES BOARDING, can you tell?
We have gone a couple of times since these pics and the kids cry if we go boarding without them. This last weekend we did take them again. Brody went up the lift and did a whole run with me and my mom. We were teaching him how to turn. He was doing so good that at one point we passed a beginner snowboarding class. He did head for the rails and laughed as his mother was screaming " STOP, STOP, STOP, SIT ON YOUR BUTT, TURN TO MOM, STOP, STOP!!!!" As he sits down he lets out a huge sigh.
B: Mom, but I can do it.
Me: Brody, we can't do that yet.
B: But Mom, I want to jump, I can do it.
Me: (Still having a heart attack) We need to wait till you know how to turn really good, is that a deal?
B: I guess, but Mom I can jump off that next time, ok?
Me: (Lauging) We will see.
B:(Grunts)
Oh, the fearlessnous of little boys. He did have a pretty good crash involving a cart wheel and to back flips, or front flips, depending on the angle you were watching. He cried for a minute then was ready to haul butt down the hill again. I love that my kids are so determined and willing to try just about anything. I can't wait till next year when it will be me trying to keep up with them on the hill.
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