Payton wakes up every morning "It's swim day mama, it's swim day". She proceeds to put on any and all swimsuits she can find. (Yes, on occasion I have come home to her wearing four layers of swimsuits). So, I decided to let her go swimming.......in the tub.......no soap.(Payton screaming the last part).
She put some toys down the front of her swimsuit and this is how it goes..."Mommy I am pwegnant....feel da baby kicken" in her innocent voice, eyelashes batting.
"Oh yeah, wow, that's neat....are you gonna be a mommy" my eyes bulging, heart stops, laughing......kind-of.
"Yeah mom, me and my boyfriend......feel da baby mama" grinning and waiting to see mom's reaction. Happy with the shock she has caused.
Boy, are we in trouble. 2 years old and already talking about her and her boyfriend getting "pwegnant". CRAP
1 comments:
Wow. She takes after you! Be prepared for her to start stuffing socks in her bra!
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